D. What Are Our Children Listening To (Do They Even Know)?

1.	Superman	6972 up, 1630 down
	Superman; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it’s stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!! “Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman” by KryptonicDream Feb 11, 2005 email it

“Superman” is the term used in a song that was a hit last summer (of ’07) and has made a very young artist instantly famous. Soulja Boy is the artist (not to be confused with Souljah Boy), and he uses this term ‘Superman’ in a curious way within his lyrics. He uses it as a verb, instead of a noun:

“Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do”

Here’s the version most have heard (followed by the uncut one):

Here’s the uncut version:

Of course Soulja Boy denies that Superman means that but as you can see above, the date that Urban Dictionary says they posted the word precedes the creation of his song. Further proof lies in the fact that this definition for, ‘Spiderman’ existed in ’03:

1.	Spiderman	2545 up, 309 down
	When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey’s web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days. Yeah so i nutted in my hand… And i was all like “PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!” And then she was all like “WHAT THE…?” And i was all like… “shhhh baby, the games back on.” by Adolf Hitler jr. Apr 4, 2003 email it permalink: del.icio.us Send to a friend your email: their email: send me the word of the day (it’s free)

Or in this ‘o5 definition of the ‘Batman’:

33.	Batman	42 up, 55 down
	Batman is when you cum in a girls hair while she’s asleep and when she wakes up her hair is sticking straight up like batmans ears Yo, I gave my girl a Batman last night, she woke up and I had slept with Bruce Wayne by Spazmeister Feb 10, 2005 email it